Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn’t stop horsing around!

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!

Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!

Because you can see right through them!

Below are some fun and family friendly jokes for kids. We hope you enjoy!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hi, bud!
Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools!
Where do polar bears keep their money?

In a snow bank!
Why did the pony get sent to his room?

He wouldn’t stop horsing around!
What do you call a cheese that’s not yours?

Nacho cheese!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Because he was a little shellfish!
Why did the picture go to prison?

Because it was framed!
Where do cows go on Friday nights?

They go to the moo-vies!
What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between us, something smells!
Why did the cookie go to the nurse?

Because he felt crummy!
How can you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!
What kind of room doesn’t have doors?

A mushroom!
Which hand is it better to write with?

Neither, it’s better to write with a pencil!
What animal can you always find at a baseball game?

A bat!
What does the ocean do when it sees its friends?

It waves!
What kind of key opens a banana?

A mon-key!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9!
Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!
Want to hear a joke about paper?

Never mind. It’s tearable.
What goes zzub zzub?

A bee flying backwards.

Knock, Knock…
Who’s there?
Ice Cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream, you scream, we all scream for Halloween!

You might also enjoy our joke for kids’ podcast episodes for when you are in your car and need to provide some entertainment.